We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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