these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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