i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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