you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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