how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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