So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize