So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Green mimosas i think yes
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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