would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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