it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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