i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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