another moral hangover. fuck.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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