There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
