So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
