You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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