mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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