ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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