I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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