You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
you never un-have a 4some
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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