Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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