hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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