Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
The ass gains better be worth it
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