would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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