i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
