another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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