My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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