their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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