: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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