At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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