Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I had to cum in my sink.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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