: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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