what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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