So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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