I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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