I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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