Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
