yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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