I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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