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Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
COCAINE IS GR8
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