I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
