Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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