So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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