Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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