just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You're completely useless in the revolution.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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