"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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