Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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