I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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