Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
