i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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