remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
