his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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