i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His nipple licking is glorious
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