whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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