Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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